Friday, January 21, 2011

Out of the mouth of babes

As most of you know my darling daughter is four going on forty - it seems the more words she learns the more 'OH MY GOD!' moments I have.  So I thought I would share a few with you....

* This morning when council man knocks on the door at 8am to tell me they will be in my front yard all day...
Madam:  "I'm not allowed to open the fly door but I can talk to you through here...who are you? Do you like my dress?

   Him: "Good girl for not opening the door Mummy home?"

   Madam: " Yes she is hiding getting her trackies on so you don't see her knickers...she said shit too"

   Him : uncontrollable laughter.

* Last night when we went on a late run to the shop there was a baby left in a car that members of the public were trying to get out as it was far too hot. Along with another mum the Madam and I went asking if anyone knew who the parents were in all the shops.

    Me: "Does anyone own the black car with the baby inside?'

    Madam: " Have you lost the baby that came out your vagina?"

* On returning from my parents house after I have packed most of
  the stuff up for the move - and yes whilst
  my parents were still here.

     'Mum the house looks so tidy...see you can do it!"

Just a few of the recent gems from my darling daughter.......
and yet she looks like butter wouldn't melt.

This is part of FYBF currently hosted at Wanderlust.

* Just a note as I know a few have asked - yes I went to the shop yesterday and yes in hot weather a baby was locked in a car - due to the quick thinking of a couple of lovely council blokes and an off duty police lady the baby was removed and is okay - the parents came back and promptly sorted by police, ambos and locals *


Maxabella said...

Chortle! That really cracked me up! She's gold.

Did someone really leave their baby alone in their car and then hit the shops? I'm shocked!! x

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Trish.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

LOL Priceless !
I can imagine it , I have two 4 yr olds boys and once I start laughing I can't remember to tell my hubby.
I'd be a bit shocked too about a baby left in the car....let alone the heat factor, someone might kidnap the babe.

arielle said...

just wanted to thank you for the sweet comment on my blog!

your blog is just lovely!


Umatji said...

yes butter wouldn't melt - and had a good snigger - thanks - glad its not just me!